Csak hogy ne tűnjön úgy, hogy mi ilyen káros dolgokat helyeslünk (bár az értelmetlen tiltását sem) - álljon itt okulásul:

Once I was happy and had a good wife
I had enough money to last me for life
Then I met with a gal and we went on a spree
She taught me smokin' and drinkin' whiskee

(CHORUS): Cigarettes, and whiskey and wild wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane;
Cigarettes, and whiskey and wild wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane.

Cigarette is a blight on the whole human race
A man is a monkey with one in his face;
Take warning dear friend, take warning dear brother
A fire's on one end, a fools on the t'other.

(CHORUS)

Write on the cross at the head of my grave
For women and whiskey here lies a poor slave.
Take warnin' dear stranger, take warnin' dear friend
In wide clear letters this tale of my end.

(CHORUS)